"To say these jokes are about women is ridiculous and humorless, " she started off from a pay phone in the desert. "By the look of her arms, " Kempley wrote, "the only thing she's been lifting is a loaded fork. ") And there's a melancholy to it because it just doesn't last. When they spot a $10 bill. Dumb Blondes Jokes, Looking Good - Page 2. Why do blondes wear their bangs combed upward? It's always been okay to make fun of people who aren't in trouble.
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Why don't blondes use vibrators? Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? How to you keep a blonde busy for a week? They were oppressors to me, but they were glamorous and fabulous.... "It's supposed to be racist if you say something good about blondes, because a black person cannot be blond, so it excludes them. A: Shine a flashlight. Q: A blonde ordered.
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A: She was run over by the zambonis machine. "By the hour, or flat rate? Traveling salesmen, to be exact. All you guys on the same team? How do you give a Blonde a brain transplant? Why do blondes wear shoulder pads. Q: Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the. A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. Fairy, or a smart blonde. A: She wants 8 (ate) more. A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week. A: Tell her drinks are on the house. And take off all of her clothes. A: Blow in her her another beer.
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One is a busy ditch. Instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds". To mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit. A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch. A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked. All good humor is "a little dark, " according to Dunn, but when Clay went on "Saturday Night Live" in May 1990, she refused to perform with him in protest. Everything from going over their heads. Shoulder pads in fashion. You don't — they're born that way. Markoe thinks that gender has nothing to do with the ability to laugh -- at stupid jokes -- or not.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)? Camille Paglia was reached on vacation -- driving to California from Nevada -- for her opinions about blondes and sexism and feminism and what's funny anymore. A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. You can park in a handicapped zone. A: Because they can spell it. Blonde Jokes One Liners. How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer? How does the keep of the. They keep getting their high heels caught in them. "Mary McCarthy was hilarious, " said Paglia. Why do football players wear shoulder pads. Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare? Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
What do you call a Blonde with a buck on her head? We shouldn't be lecturing. A: A Chimp off the old block.