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She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.... Shakesfork Monologues Monologues by William Shakesfork Copyright by the author, all rights reserved Author's Note: Here are some monologues from the parodies of Shakespeare that I, the great William Shakesfork, have written. He says, "I'm here about the ad in the paper. Brad and both his parents went out in the rain, but only two of them got their hair wet. For his finale, he picks the biggest, meanest lion and makes it open its mouth. A: Only at Thanksgiving. What has many keys but cannot open a single door? Man with no arms or legs jokes. The woman is skeptical, and asks, "Yeah, but are you good in bed? "
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He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. As the tide almost reaches his belly, a drunk man approaches. Once he got there he realized he didn't have any money. "Shut up and eat your corn flakes.
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